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How Putin protects his biomaterials

Faridaily details the treatment of the Russian President's body cells

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Farida Rustamova
Jun 09, 2022
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Russian Federal Guard Service (FSO) agents accompanying Vladimir Putin abroad collect the president’s urine and fecal matter in bags and deliver them to Moscow in a special suitcase, according to Paris Match. Putin's personal guards are probably doing this to conceal information about the President's possible illnesses.

But perhaps this peculiar system of conspiracy is arranged somewhat differently, and all secret substances are destroyed immediately on the spot. And it was first reported to the world by a rather unexpected source.

In February 2020, the famous American comedy actress Julia Louis-Dreyfus was a guest on The Late Show with Stephen Colbert. She was promoting the newly released Downhill movie starring her. While talking about filming it in Austria, the actress recalled a tour of the Kunsthistorisches Museum in Vienna arranged for the film crew. During this tour the museum staff told Louis-Dreyfus that prior to their visit Russian President Putin h…

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